panty and stocking condom sticker

this is not a condom!! this is not a condom!!

it is a sticker!! this is a sticker!! you are buying a sticker!!

there is some 3-dimension to this. it's fucking genius i can't believe i haven't thought of this. it's a pain to scan. it curls a tiny bit so i think it would be bad for curved surfaces (water bottles) and it would be best for flat surfaces (maybe a laptop? for sure inside a phone case)